Meet the 'Control Freak'

The trials and tribulations of a Control Freak trying to deal with the before and afters of major jaw surgery......

"Beware the inner workings of such a mind"


Hey there Doctor! How are you?
All ready for our big Operation today? Yes, yes, me too! So what is the game plan?
What do you mean I will be unconscious?! What.....The >WHOLE< time?!?! 

Are you sure I can't help? At all? 

I'm really very good at telling when things are straight and lining up (even without my trusty spirit level - would that be allowed in theatre?). Or I could put pen marks on my face where you will need to cut! Or I could hold the suction thing and suck up the gunk..... Oh!....stop talking so you can concentrate...yes...ok fair enough.

Guess I will just have to trust you all then.... have I told you about my trust issues and.....oh....yup....zipping it......... You know if you wired my mouth shut.... what?.....oh you are....Right! .....>Gulp<